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• Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
• Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
• I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.
• You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
• I love you from my head tomatoes.
• I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. ~ Rita Rudner
• Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something.
• Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
• You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better.
• I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.
• Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!
• What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. ~ Cindy Garner
• Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
• Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
• By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
  ~ Socrates
• The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  ~ Joan Crawford
• Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
• Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry out the trash.
  ~ Joyce Brothers
• Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
• If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.
• When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
• Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
• I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.
• All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
• Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.
• Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
• The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes”.
• A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
• Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
• By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
• You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
• Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
• I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
• Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him

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• Love is a magical feeling. Not anyone can feel it.
• Love demands a special kind of courage. The courage of getting hurt again and again.
• Love doesn’t heal your wounds. It leaves them wide open.
• Lucky are those who get to fight for love at the battleground of life.
• Only for you, I know the true meaning of love.
• Hold my hand that gives me strength and I could round the world no matter what on the
• way mountains, rivers or oceans.
• One thing I’ve tried but can’t hide, is my love for you!
• If I only knew how much love would cost me, I’d never love anyone.
• I climb into the dark for you, Are you waiting in the stars for me?
• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
• I will wait for you till the day I can forget you or till the day you realize you cannot
• forget me.
• Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
• When life knocks you down, stand the f*ck up and say, ‘You hit like a bitch.
• Life doesn’t like drama. So, don’t be over-emotional.
• Life gives you a second chance. But that offer is only for the determined ones.
• He broke the wrong parts of me. He broke my wings and forgot I had claws.
• I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken
• heart.
• It hurts to breathe because every breath I take proves I can’t live without you.
• Just when you thought everything would be perfect, everything falls apart.
• Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
• If my life were a book then the moral of my life story is the pain.
• Life is short, there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
• My life’s garden is sunless and the flowers are dead.
• I’m too afraid to be happy for the reason that whenever I tried, bad things happen.
• Between me and my happiness in life, there standing ugly things named reality.
• Why does pain always find me to bother?
• When life gives you a tough time, accept it with a smile.
• You get hardly any break from life. So why waste them worrying?
• If I can still breathe, I’m fine
• Tears are words that need to be written.
• Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.
• Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them…your smile, your hope, and your courage.
• Friendship is not only about having fun together. It’s also about sharing pains together.
• Keep me as a best friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up.
• I don’t want to spend a single life where I don’t have you as my friend.
• Emotions are a beautiful thing.
• Feeling all the feels today.
• It’s okay to feel a little emotional sometimes.
• Being emotional doesn’t make you weak, it makes you human.
• Embracing my emotions, good and bad. Letting my emotions guide me on this journey called life.
• If my life were a book then the moral of my life story is the pain.
• Why does pain always find me to bother?
• How many times can your heartbreak until there are no more pieces to break?
• Pain is the best teacher and the best motivator in my life.
• I will never let you go, whatever it takes to walk a thousand miles with or let the oceansfull of tears could flow.
• It’s amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces.
• Just one smile from you also makes me smile more.
• I will never let you see my pain but my stupid face doesn’t let me hide it.
• He broke the wrong parts of me. He broke my wings and forgot I had claws.
• Life goes on… with or without you.
• Sometimes, it takes a good fall to really know where you stand.
• It seems impossible to stop thinking about your ex-lover and the memories you have shared together.
• Every smile has a mystery behind it.
• Sad things happen. They do. But we don’t need to live sad forever. – Mattie Stepanek
• Because every breath I take proves that I can live without you.
• You were there in my glossy days but in my darkest days, even your shadow wasn’t there.
• When you’re happy, you enjoy the music But when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.
• I hate that I love you.
• It is our kindest and tenderest emotion which we screen from the world.– Jean-Paul Richter
• Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions.
• Sometimes I cry to stop the tears from falling down.
• A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art.
• Tears are words that need to be written.
• Everyone has a story but my story left me.
• Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.

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